Tag: half star

Movie Review – Chris Ranson on The Lazarus Effect (2015)

Title: The Lazarus Effect (2015) Director: David Gelb Runtime: 83 minutes — I knew little about The Lazarus Effect before I went to see it. I don’t even know what possessed me to go see it on opening day, to be honest. The buzz online was negative, and the 83 minute runtime seemed a bit…


April in The Asylum: Chris Ranson on Transmorphers (2007)

For the entire month of April, Cinefessions will be locked into The Asylum, reviewing films released by the famed studio. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday throughout April you will get another review on a film released by The Asylum. April’s podcast will also be devoted to films from The Asylum. Today, Chris finishes up April in…


April in The Asylum: Ashe Collins on Attila (2013)

For the entire month of April, Cinefessions will be locked into The Asylum, reviewing films released by the famed studio. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday throughout April you will get another review on a film released by The Asylum. April’s podcast will also be devoted to films from The Asylum. Today, Ashe hits rock bottom with…


Movie #143 – Vampires Suck (2010)

Movie Number– 143 Title– Vampires Suck (2010) Running Time– 82 minutes Director– Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Writer– Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer Starring– Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader — (Originally an IP Movies Review) Satires have existed long before films; Knight of the Burning Pestle by Francis Beaumont, first performed in…


Movie #134 – The Gunslingers (2010)

Movie Number– 134 Title– The Gunslingers (2010) Running Time– 89 minutes Director– Adam Oxsen Writer– Adam Oxsen Starring– John Elliott, Narisa Suzuki, Abel Becerra, Jason Leyva — (Originally an IP Movies Review) Direct-to-Video (DTV) releases are more common now than ever before, and though some of the films in this category help to erase the…